I walk a lot here. I walk to my project. I walk from my project to class. I walk from class to the house. Here are some of the things I see:
Stray Dogs. I actually play a weird little game - guessing what breeds were mixed to yield each creature. Not that I like them. At all. They poop everywhere and growl at people.
Kids Playing Soccer. The kids are bizarrely obsessed with soccer and will play in the streets in groups with a ball or wadded up bags, or they will play alone walking down the sidewalk kicking a plastic bottle. They're always kicking things.
Raw Unrefrigerated Meat. I walk by stands selling meat quite often. Most of it isn't bad enough to make me gag, however it is incredibly unpleasant.
Little Old Peruvian People. They're usually dressed in traditional clothes and selling fruit, vegetables, bread, popcorn, or random odds and ends like mirrors or spray bottles or fingernail clippers. Not all of them have stuff to sell though; some of them are just begging.
Women With Neon Yellow Lanyards. The neon yellow lanyard means she has a cell phone that you can pay her to use. They're everywhere in the plazas and along the main street. They yell "llamadas, LLamadas, LLAMADAS!!!!" and swing their lanyards, usually while bouncing a small child on their hip.
Tour Groups. There are basically two kinds of tour groups. The Old White People and The Japanese. They are equally conspicuous. Whenever you're running late, you can count on having a tour group very effectively blocking sidewalk traffic. Oh, and one must never make eye contact with these people as this is typically translated as "Why of course I'd be willing to take as many photos of you as you'd like in front of this building/statue/rock"
Lost Gringos. I've become fairly adept at spotting lost gringos. If there is more than one, they are usually pointing in different directions. Usually they are on a street corner and looking at the Free From The Airport Map. The Free From The Airport Map is a dead giveaway that they just got here and are probably lost. If they are not only looking at it, but also turning it in circles while they look at it, they are most definitely lost. I give directions fairly often. I have drawn several maps for such people. If where they're going (trying to go) is on my way, I'll take them. I often end up pointing out notable buildings, good places to eat, important streets, etc during our walk. I might enjoy finding the Lost Ones a little too much. A couple weeks ago, I was on my way home, but I was taking a semi-sketchy way that I wouldn't have taken after dark. I happened to glance down a side street and I saw a little old couple - could have been my great grandparents - standing on a corner, turning the telltale Free From The Airport Map in circles. They were far enough away from downtown that where they were wasn't even on the Free From The Airport Map. I decided to rescue them. I walked up to them and confirmed that they were indeed lost, and ask them where they were staying. They couldn't remember the name of their hotel. I ask if it was close to the Plaza. They weren't sure. They had thought so, but had ventured out to find it that afternoon and had gotten horribly lost. I spent the next two hours walking them back to the downtown area and looking around for their hotel. We finally found it, but for a while I thought we might not. They invited me to eat dinner with them, but I politely declined after drawing them a map. I was exhausted and took a taxi to the house, getting there just in time for dinner.
Young Well-Dressed Peruvian Girls Trying To Hand Me Brochures/Cards/Fliers. You can't take more than 5 steps around the Plaza De Armas (the main square) without having one of these girls try to get you to take one of their handouts. They repeat "Massage? Manicure? Pedicure? Waxing?" over and over again.
Small Children Selling Things. They are everywhere in the touristy part of town. They sell finger puppets, hats, postcards, cards, cigarettes, gum, coca leaves, anything a tourist might want to buy. They are excellent salesmen, especially the kids with puppets and hats. Basically if they get you talking, they've made the sale. I have had several kids - like young kids- 6-9? - ask me where I'm from and then start this shpiel about the US in English that goes something like this: "OH! The United States! Very good country! Capital Washington D.C., President Barack Obama. Barack Obama very good President! George Bush very bad. Barack Obama very good. Washington D.C. maybe good maybe bad. You want buy puppets?"
Traditionally Costumed Girls Toting Baby Llamas. They're cute the first time you see them. They hang out in front of old pretty buildings smiling and petting their llamas... and asking you for money to take their picture.
Honking Taxis. The taxis are ridiculous. They honk all the time and all their horns sound different.
Men With Menus. Outside almost every restaurant is a guy trying to get you to look at the menu. I walk by the same guys every day and every day they try to get me to look at their menus and every day I decline. You'd think they'd start to recognize me after six weeks of this, but no. Every day, "Excuse me Miss, ... " ugh.
Hmmm.... that's all I got for now. More soon. Promise.
